Doctor: Aap ko kis cheez se allergy hai?

Patient: Salary se…

Jaise hi milti hai, khatam ho jaati hai 🤧💸

Aaj kal log “Seen” ka reply nahi dete,

Par Last Seen ka update roz time par dete hain 📱😤

Technology bhi loyal nahi rahi!

Maa: Beta padhai kaisi chal rahi hai?

Main: Bas maa, zindagi jaise chal rahi hai…

Samajh nahi aa rahi, par chal rahi hai 😌📚

Gym trainer: “Aaj se diet follow karni hai!”

Main: “Bilkul!”

Trainer: “Sugar band.”

Main: Gym band 😭🍰

Aaj kal ke bacche itne smart hain ki

Online class me bolte hain –

“Network issue hai sir…”

Aur video Netflix pe chal rahi hoti hai 😎📶

Pehle log kehte the:

“Beta bada hoke kya banoge?”

Ab poochte hain:

“Beta job hai ya startup ka plan hai?” 🤯💼

Zindagi bhi WhatsApp group jaisi ho gayi hai—

Sab active hain,

Par kaam koi nahi karta 😅📲